Stick around as we slice through the best, cheesiest, and most pit-tastic avocado pickup-lines you can use to add some zest to your flirting game. Get ready to spread some laughter and maybe even find your perfect matcha—because these lines are ripe for the picking!

Smooth & Cheesy Avocado Pickup-Lines to Break the Ice

Funny Avocado Pickup-Lines That’ll Make Them Laugh

Romantic Avocado Pickup-Lines for Date Night

Cute & Punny Avocado Pickup-Lines for Texting

Avocado Pickup-lines for Him 

Avocado Pickup-lines for Her 

Avocado Rizz to Ask a Girl 

Clever Avocado Pickup-lines 

Flirty Avocado Rizz Lines 

Punny Avocado Icebreakers 

Nerdy Avocado Pickup-lines 

Sarcastic Avocado Pickup-lines 

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(Please be advised that the following lines contain suggestive content. Use caution and discretion when using them.)

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