Whether you’re trying to make your ex chuckle, jokingly flirt with your newly single self, or just want to laugh through the tears, these witty one-liners are here to help. They’re relatable, quirky, and sometimes painfully hilarious, because let’s face it—heartbreak deserves a punchline.

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😅 Funny Breakup Pickup-Lines to Laugh Through the Pain

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🥲 Savage Breakup Pickup-Lines That Burn (Just a Little)

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🔥 Rebound-Ready Pickup-Lines with a Breakup Twist

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Breakup Rizz to Ask a Girl 

Clever Breakup Pickup-lines 

Flirty Breakup Rizz Lines 

Punny Breakup Icebreakers 

Nerdy Breakup Pickup-lines 

Sarcastic Breakup Pickup-lines 

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 Tinder Twists: Swipe Right on Breakup Banter! 

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